An Ad Idea

Text for an ad Democrats or their allies might try::

Are you a whiny, self-destructive selfish, piece of shit? Do you hate the way this country is run?

Do you think Donald Trump is the only man who can save us from a fate worse than democracy?

If the answer is yes to any of these questions,  you’re people like us. Angry. Resentful. Sure that the government takes advantage of you.

Don’t suffer alone. Quit your personal Pity Party. Join the Republican Party.

As a Republican, you’ll unite in solidarity with people like you. People who believe in their manhood and their guns. People tolerant of all points of view as long as they agree with yours. People who like taking orders from the wealthy and the powerful.

Unite with people who think - no, know - there’s only God, and that’s Trump Almighty.

Join us. But first send us money.