Immunity Now!

Maybe Democrats should should float ideas on the immediate implications of presidential immunity.

Some suggestions for Biden:

With his new immunity, deploy Seal Team Six to Mar A Lago.  And the IRS to Clarence Thomas’s house.

Form Religious Liberty Police to arrest Samuel Alito.  Or maybe organize women to storm the houses of anti-Roe judges with coat hangers.

Declare lying a federal offense and shutter Fox News.  Or at least insist that Tucker Carlson wear a jester’s outfit. Confiscate the wealth of rich people and give it directly to the poor.  Call it the Robin Hood Act and do it in the name of reparations. Or not bother justifying it at all.

Require gun owners pass a test of political correctness.

Electric vehicles for all!

Throw open the borders!

Require every registered Republican to dress in drag and hold story hours for students of nationalized private schools.

Biden can then resign knowing he’s done right by the country.  Or declare himself President for life.

Absurd?  A progressive wet dream?

Absolutely.  But if President Trump wins, get ready to join Steve Bannon in a national right-wing circle jerk.